I am in a nearly empty hotel bar of an elegant downtown hotel.

So far, I have been stopped by the barman and a customer who felt the need to comment on my “strutting like I own the place.”  I claimed the perils of not walking carefully in high heels.  They further commented on my general hotness.  Bwahahaha.

Then, another customer wandered over while my friend was in the men’s room to speak to me and tell a truly lame joke.

Is this the new new thing?  Accosting me while I am trying to work/scan my rss feeds?  

Yep, pretty awesome.