I lost my passport. It’s gone. Poof.
It’s not where I always keep it. It’s not in my travel wallet. It’s not in my luggage, briefcase, old briefcase, purse, old purses, carry-ons. It’s not in the box of important papers or in the safe. It’s not in the box of less important papers. It’s not in a box on my dresser.
I am so freaking screwed.
I have been looking for it for over an hour and I have absolutely no idea where it could be. I last used it 18 months ago, I think, but it could have been more recently than that.
I have been trying to imagine where it could be. I know that on my last Canadian journey, I was on an extended trip in the midwest after we crossed the border. Conceivably, it could be anywhere. It also could be lost.
I have to send a copy of it as part of a background check this afternoon (oops) and I am traveling to Canada next week.
I am so screwed.