Every story I tell my mother, she interrupts to ask “so, what did you wear?”  

It’s such a common element for us that as I wrote about the epic father-son conflagration I thought about what I was wearing.

Wardrobe: Wide-legged, high waisted jeans (size 4, baby).  Black, deep v-necked thin cotton polo. Beige cardigan with open-weave and 3/4 sleeves.  Pink and gold gladiator wedges.