Still no m****f****** passport.
I have touched every sheet of paper in the condo. I have flipped through every book I have carried in the past two years.
I told BP the situation and he made me tell our client on a conference call on Friday. Our foreign client. Our client with whom I am scheduled to meet on Thursday in Canada.
Our client: “Do not ever tell anyone you lost your passport! What kind of high-powered lawyer are you if you can lose your passport?!!!”
The humiliations continue.
Now, I am charged with finding my paperwork and my birth certificate so I can reapply and perhaps get a letter to get me across the border. (Not completely likely. I may be stuck in Detroit instead.) I acquired my passport 8 years ago, so I have no idea in which file box in my file closet the folder is. I can only assume it’s in a very inaccessible one since I have not opened the file in 8 years.
Also depressing: I look GOOD in my existing passport photo. I mean, really good. So, I will be replacing it with a not as good photo. Dammit.